cold take

An opinion or statement that is uncontroversial and generally agreed with. contrast hot take.

Chris: Calling certain workers essential and not treating them well was a mistake.

Daniel: Damn, that's a cold take.

by Platius Cyndar October 17, 2021

Cold Take

The opposite of a "Hot Take". A "Cold Take" is an opinion that one offers only after careful examination of the facts of the subject at hand.

After the tabloids had spewed forth all of the eye catching hot takes, the more well respected news outlets responded with a well researched and thoughtful cold take on the story.

by kwaman July 7, 2022

cold take

Having a trash opinion on something in sports. Relevance of your statements often nonexistent, yet something inclined you to state it.

“Lebron James is overrated!” -Person who often has cold takes

by Och January 23, 2018

Cold Take

An opinion or prediction regarding a sports team or player that ends up becoming not true.
It can also regard to real life things.

Stephen A Smith predicting that the LA Clippers would not win a game vs the Golden State Warriors was a cold take
Collin Cowherd predicting the end of the Patriots Dynasty was a cold take
The MSM predicting Hillary Clinton to win the U.S Presidency was a freezing cold take

by BallMemes April 17, 2019

freezing cold take

something parker blessing will not stop saying

that’s a freezing cold take

by Slothman2246 February 6, 2023

take a cold shower

to relieve yourself of all sexual desire. i.e masterbation or a cold shower

"Mmmm, John your body looks so fine," said Bob
"Dude, thinking about men? Go take a cold shower already."

by Meltdownx July 28, 2003

take a cold shower

to take a shower using cold water

I will take a cold shower. It will be cold. My balls will shrink. Brr.

by Magicpants October 11, 2007