Noun, a method of torture in which a metal spoon is extracted from liquid nitrogen after 5 minutes of cooling and is inserted violently into the torturee's anus.
He wouldn't talk until we gave him ye ol' Coldspoon
The act of removing a spoon from a cold substance (i-e ice cream) and placing it on ones nipples, or that of another person. A new trend in the lesbian community. Thought to increase sensitivity in the nipple and make oral stimulation extremely pleasurable.
Hazel had some Ben and Jerries 'Chunky Monkey'. Hazel removed the spoon from the Chunky Monkey and placed it on Helens nipple and they were cold spooning!
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flyingeverywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.