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Cold

You know the yolk it's spreading from

You laugh as people scatter 'bout

Surrounded by a veil of stars

You realize your life is dark

Earth gets colder every day

If scientists could have their way

They'd study us from far away

And watch as people's minds decay

Cold

Your body's in the hands of fools

With swimming pools and low IQ's

There's nothing to see, nothing to do

Buy your stocks and sell your jewels

Bill collectors stole my mail

My wife and kids are all for sale

I hope to god I go to jail

And no one can come up with bail
Cold Life
I can't control my buried thoughts

The slightest thing makes me distraught

I'm like the people I once fought

My every action's being bought

Robot trainers earn their pay

As mutant kids go out to play

It's such a pretty pretty day

With orange nights and days of grey
Cold
I've now become a nervous wreck

I'm getting closer to my death

I keep expecting my last breath

As all my friends just laugh and jest
The earth is such a filthy place

And human such an awful race

And I'd rather live in outer space

Where death goes at a slower pace
Cold Life
Cold Life by Death Menace September 26, 2022
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Real life Cold Call 

A fun game to play with your friends. The goal is to tap an unsuspecting person on the shoulder or pull on their bag. When they turn around, you say a generic cold call.
Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."

Person two: "Alright."

*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*

Person three: "huh?"

Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."

Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."

Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm 

This was thought up by an anonymous user on discord 7/1/22. It is what you say to a friend when they are sad. Basically telling them to just go fuck somebody.
"Hey man I fucking hate myself"
"Hey I get it but remember Life Hard Life Cold Titty Soft Titty Warm"

Life Got Cold

When an event, or events, negatively changes someone's life drastically. When life is at it's worst.

British Girl-Group 'Girls Aloud' has a song called "Life Got Cold".
Liam: What happened to Amy Winehouse?

Arman: Don't you know? Life Got Cold for her, may she Rest In Peace.
Life Got Cold by ArmanFroster February 18, 2022
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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