Coinshine

Originally meant a money grubbing and fiscally unscrupulous individual, but has grown to encompass any kind of unpleasant individual or thing; used to describe an unacceptable state or condition.

V. To con or swindle, to make someone part with their money by the use of ruse and deception. Also used to describe an action that hurts the physical integrity of a thing or individual.

“You’re being a real Coinshine”
“You’re picking me up in that coinshine of a car?”
“I got coinshined out of my paycheck by that man”

“Can you quit coinshining my wall with that hammer?”

Coinshine by AK Deseret January 29, 2022

Coinsider 

Consider will become coinsider

Definition: Comteplate a decision by flipping a coin.

Can we order Chinese takeout for dinner tonight?

Sure, let me coinsider it.

Coinsider by Pavel the Scrum Lord April 24, 2020

Conshiteration 

Taking a seat in a public restroom stall giving at least a one stall space between yourself and someone else already seated.

"There were 6 open stalls in that bathroom and this guy sits in the one right next to mine. Talk about no conshiteration."

Conshiteration by tlninja June 28, 2012

Chanshine 

A beautiful Human being born on Dec 31, 1997, that graced the earth with his talents as soon as he was born. Can sing like an Angel actually, angels look up to him for vocal practice. Can dance like a true king and can even choreograph. His smile could cure cancer and help with dehydration. Makes my life brighter and happier with one laugh. You'll love him. Trust me. Who couldn't?...

Chanshine is a one of a kind you could never be him

I love watching a.c.e lives because Chanshine always makes me smile

Chanshine by Mrs-kang-yuchan June 4, 2018

cockshiner 

One who shines the cock. Engages in cock shining frequently.


(Note: Jan 16th is National Cockshiner Day)

I've seen cockshiners, swear to god-cockshiners, who are more talented than you

cockshiner by davey March 17, 2004

cockshiner 

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

cockshiner by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

coonshine 

Strong Homebrew with an alcohol volume of more than 20%, usually brewed from sugarcane using turbo yeast.

"Damn, that's some strong shit you got there nigga!"

"That Coonshine sure gets you pissed"

"I got so wasted off that Coonshine, I slept with my sister!"

coonshine by Coony May 7, 2007