Cognovine

A pseudo-intellectual who prides themselves on being “informed” by mainstream sources and never questions the official story. The cognovine believes they’re thinking critically by adhering to popular media narratives, while dismissing anyone who dares to look beyond the surface as a “conspiracy theorist” or “uneducated.” Unaware of their own lack of depth, they’ll be the first to shut down conversations that challenge the groupthink they rely on.

“Any time you suggest an alternative view, Mike rolls his eyes and spouts whatever the news just said. He’s such a cognovine—thinks he’s smarter than everyone who questions things.”
“Linda read one article and now thinks anyone who disagrees with the official story is delusional. Total cognovine behavior.”
"Despite his confidence in his unconventional views, his ideas seemed carefully crafted to align with the in-crowd—he was a classic cognovine."

Cognovine by MrCireously November 3, 2024

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008