Coffee not Coffee

Decaffeinated Coffee

Courtney will vibrate off the planet if she has too much caffeine so she always orders her coffee not coffee especially while in Europe.

by Bologma September 19, 2021

Vincent Coffeepot

To perform this sexual act, one must balance upon one's hands while on a kitchen counter with one's body semi-parallel to the ground and feet suspended. At the same time, one is being made love to slowly from behind while a pot of coffee is being made. Simultaneously, with the second party's orgasm, the finished pot of coffee is poured upon the first party's back in a truly satisfying display.

The name is inspired by the popular gay porn star, Jon Vincent.

Man 1: Dude, my back hurts so much.

Man 2: What happened?

Man 1: Jon gave me a Vincent Coffeepot.

by Drewd January 18, 2011

coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

Asian Coffeepot

Shitting on a random part of a girl's body and having sex with it and then cumming on the shit and having sex with the combination of cum and shit on the random part of the girl's body.

Bro#1: I have completed 40 of the 50 states of sexual positions what about you?
Bro#2: I have reached 49 all I have left is the dreaded Asian Coffeepot.
Bro#1: Good luck dawg

by kaikoo August 13, 2012