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The name you use to call a father whose dick starts to get hard when seeing his daughter!
by BiggestBBfan October 1, 2019
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Cockwomble - cock-wom-ble (noun) British for a foolish or obnoxious person. However, Cockwomble took on a whole new meaning in social media when defining an over zealous fan of Meghan Markle. (Meghan Markle, a North American actress who did much of her work on her back and in the front seat of cars, married Henry of Wales on 19 May, 2018)

Cockwomble "Sugars" are often beyond the realm of delusional and obnoxious. They project Meghan Markle as a future Queen Consort, completely ignoring the line of succession. Cockwombles live in a world of make-believe and cosplay. It has been found that most of the Markle Cockwombles are uneducated persons who have no particular life beyond their social media accounts. The vast majority according to many poll rosters suggest that Cockwombles hail primarily from the United States.
Markle Cockwombles are beyond annoying.
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- a straight woman or gay guy who enjoys penis time, with no preference as to size, colour, sparkliness or levels of use; as wombles like to find things, recycle them, make them their own new favourite thing & enjoy a good fiddle & playing session!
L: How was your night?

P: Good thanks, although ended with me being quite a cockwomble! Always fun!

L: Excellent, I need a cockwomble session!
by Lillies compass September 17, 2014
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( noun) a person, usually male, prone to making outrageously stupid statements and/or in appropriate behaviour while generally having a very high opinion of their own wisdom and importance
Jim- see that Trump on Tv saying not to worry about coronavirus

Bob -ya he’s a real cockwomble
by spiddeer April 5, 2020
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