Cockstalking
Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.
Cockstalking by MegRyan July 12, 2012
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copystalking
1. The incedental act of following someone from activity to activity. Like seeing them in a mall and then at the movie theatre. (3rd degree copystalking is unusual, and in most cases constitutes stalking.)
2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
2. The act of following someone from activity to activity for mere entertainment. Ordering the same drink as someone and then sitting nearby and talking about the same topic they are.
copystalking by Esau Kessler April 27, 2006
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cock stalking
stalking a guy you find attractive. which includes following him places, texting and calling him every five minutes, getting mad when he's with other girls even though he barely knows your name
Josh: Did you see Karen just follow me into this store
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you
Tim: Yeah dude, she's totally cock stalking you
cock stalking by SmilesGabriella April 16, 2010
cocksharking
A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.
cocksharking by Jim Reed May 16, 2006
cockspanking
Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
cockspanking by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
Cockstacking
A fun game in which you have a group of men from largest to smallest sit on each others lap having their erect penis inserted into the next gentleman's rectum with the largest person being on the bottom so that he acts like the base of a tree. From there the next largest gentleman would sit on the lap of the "base" with the base's erect penis in the rectum of the next largest so that he is locked in place. This act will continue until the smallest person climbs to the top like the star on a Christmas tree.
Cockstacking by Surfnpuff August 27, 2011
Cock Stalking
Garrison: Hey you should ask Ashley to Prom
Harold: I don't really want to go though
Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her
Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me
Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her
Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her
Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
Harold: I don't really want to go though
Carolynn: But she wants you to ask her
Harold: I don't want to go though...she'll be embarssed if she goes with me
Garrison: Why would she be embarrassed, just ask her
Carolynn: Yeah, dont be a pussy, ask her
Harold: Stop Cock Stalking me!
Cock Stalking by Hunter Pitkin February 11, 2007
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