Cockstalgia

A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.

OMG!! I got sooo cockstalgic after seeing my ex-bf yesterday! This cockstalgia is killing me!

Cockstalgia by cockstalgia August 19, 2014

Cockstralia 

A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.

The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.

Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.

Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?

Cockstralia by Professor Dive March 9, 2021

Mockstalgia 

Nostalgia for places/events/things that never occurred or do not exist.

She has Mockstalgia for Argletown

Mockstalgia by Dynamo0602 February 23, 2021

Cockstalking 

Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.

"Iv got enough cockstalking under my belt to know hes got nothing under his!"

Cockstalking by MegRyan July 12, 2012

lockstalgia 

the notion that we may look back fondly upon the period of confinement

I miss covid days.. I'm having lockstalgia!!

lockstalgia by BabyBunnyBH December 16, 2022

Mockstalgia 

Any revisit of a thing, be it music, art or otherwise, that tries to evoke nostalgia but rings hollow like it's also mocking said thing. A thinly veiled inside joke

Bands like Wet Leg callback like 90's cool but are really mockstalgia because they don't believe it... they're goofing on it

Mockstalgia by Pappyrhino February 17, 2023

Costalgia 

Reflecting nostalgically on the relative value of money way back when to today’s prices. Generally used with the validation that the sum was much higher than it now sounds.

“Talking of costalgia my first house cost me £35,000 which was a lot of money in those days”

“I don’t wish to sound costalgic but a pint of beer used to cost £1:60 which is a lot more than it sounds”

Costalgia by Westerbergist August 18, 2025