A sentimental longing or wistful affection for a penis of the past, typically for a period or place with happy penis associations.
by cockstalgia August 19, 2014
Get the Cockstalgia mug.A former British colony in the southern hemisphere populated by the descendents of the criminal and dirtbag scum of Britain, who were deported there during the late 18th and 19th centuries. This land is now filled with dopey cockheads who think they're king shit but who are really just foul-mouthed dishonest drunken arrogant douchebag pieces of shit.
The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
The word Cockstralia is a combination of cockhead and Australia. The people of this country are known as Cockstralians.
Did you see that guy Bruce and his ugly trollop girlfriend at the party last night? Every second word out of their mouths was "fuck" or "cunt" and they both got so drunk that they couldn't even walk and then vomited all over the back bedroom, the stupid assholes.
Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
Yeah I saw them. What else did you expect from people from Cockstralia?
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She has Mockstalgia for Argletown
by Dynamo0602 February 23, 2021
Get the Mockstalgia mug.Becoming obsessed with looking a pictures of penises to the point that you can pick any random guy on the street and guess his cocksize to the centimeter.
by MegRyan July 12, 2012
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Get the lockstalgia mug.Any revisit of a thing, be it music, art or otherwise, that tries to evoke nostalgia but rings hollow like it's also mocking said thing. A thinly veiled inside joke
Bands like Wet Leg callback like 90's cool but are really mockstalgia because they don't believe it... they're goofing on it
by Pappyrhino February 17, 2023
Get the Mockstalgia mug.Reflecting nostalgically on the relative value of money way back when to today’s prices. Generally used with the validation that the sum was much higher than it now sounds.
“Talking of costalgia my first house cost me £35,000 which was a lot of money in those days”
“I don’t wish to sound costalgic but a pint of beer used to cost £1:60 which is a lot more than it sounds”
“I don’t wish to sound costalgic but a pint of beer used to cost £1:60 which is a lot more than it sounds”
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