brachiosaurusbricklack's definitions

The Fleshlightenment

A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Tittatution

When you get ur titties pierced but it works too well and everyone only lasts 42 seconds now

pronounced: like situation

This is quite the tittatution

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

dipplemonger

A doppleganger however the person is completely different but they have the same exact nipples as you

When you take bros shirt off and find out your dipplemongers

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Mournhub

When you try to think of your dead relative to not cum early but just get depressed.

Tried my best but sadly just entered the Mournhub…

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

banjobienaberjeeber

An Arab man who plays the banjo and practices martial arts

this dudes a fucking banjobienaberjeeber no way thats insane

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Iraqibottleneck

Sex position where your girl is riding you but it hurts so you smash a bottle on her neck

Bro this bitch almost snapped my dick so I pulled out the good ol’ iraqibottleneck

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025

Glick

Hella good head (blowjob - oral)

Bro my girl just gave me some glick

by brachiosaurusbricklack April 17, 2025