banjobienaberjeeber

An Arab man who plays the banjo and practices martial arts

this dudes a fucking banjobienaberjeeber no way thats insane

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Gripnosis

A psychological state where he becomes mentally enslaved by the tightness of your coochie and starts changing his behavior like he’s under a spell.

He started reading poetry and deleted all his hoes. Gripnosis hit hard.

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A spiritual awakening via vaginal experience that leads to obsessive behavior, playlist-making, and family introductions after one fuck.

He said he was an atheist but now he believes in fate. Classic case of The Fleshlightenment.

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Bro my girl just gave me some glick

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When you get ur titties pierced but it works too well and everyone only lasts 42 seconds now

pronounced: like situation

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When you give everything in bed and are left emotionally and physically broke after.

He ghosted. I'm sore. I paid for the Uber. Full-on spankruptcy.

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When a man tries to wrap himself around you post-hookup like a clingy emotional burrito because he "felt a connection."

I let him hit once and now hes cockooning me. He said I'm his muse.

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