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cocknection 

when two brohs have a sudden connection in the galaxy & it is completely unplanned. this is the ultimate level of broh stage
Yo jordan & darsh just had the most tightest cocknection
cocknection by BrickJona$ August 7, 2017

cocknative dissonance 

When your mind tells you to avoid someone but your dick tells you to go for it.
Last night I had serious cocknative dissonance, I was talking to this really hot chick who seemed into me, but then she told me that she blew a trucker for a ride once, but I still wanted to hook up with her.
cocknative dissonance by my1137 September 27, 2009

cockupation block 

An abundance of useless employees and managers that cant do their simple jobs and can further longer a day for the "potential fuck or fuckee." leads to penile frustration or vaginal moodiness.
-hey yooo, tryin to get food? or is crystal coming through?

-na, they put the cockupation block on me, she aint getting out of there till 230-3. some bullshit rite? she needs to get the hell out there so i can tear her ass up. something....shit. damn that fucking place. always some shit. fuck.

-sooo....want to get food or what?

-fuck you nigga!

Cockulation 

The number (or population) of people in a certain location who have a cock.
"Its so busy in here!"
"Yeah, what's the cockulation?"
"I've counted 65"

Urination Coronation 

The act of peeing in a circle on someone's head, usually as the result of bullying.
Big Al gave Tucker a urination coronation because he refused to give up his lunch money.
Urination Coronation by levahan December 7, 2009

Cockatation 

Death caused by the extreme use of the male sexual organ during the act of sexual intercourse. Death by dick or cock
Hey Brah, did you hear that Mike fucked his girlfriend so hard last night she died and the corner is claiming death by cockatation. What a stud!
Cockatation by YankeeD June 30, 2017