Cokeistocracy

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Used to describe when Youtuber and esteemed cokehead Kyle Kulinski quotes Joy Reid's criticism of Donald Trump, usually followed by a reference to cock.

Look! David is going through a Cokeistocracy!

Cokeistocracy by plaguehvh June 26, 2026

Words you can keep

Cockistocracy

Government by the biggest dicks; a form of government in which the worst dicks are in power.

org: Greek kákisto (s), superlative of kakós bad + -cracy

In the 2016 U.S. presidential elections, red states voted overwhelmingly to abolish democracy and establish cockistocracy, by electing Donald Trump and his swamp jiz to office.

Cockistocracy by b.rizz December 13, 2016

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