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Cockforce 

The rating of which your cock's strength in terms of penetration and wall smashing is given.
Ratings go from 1 to 10, 1 being the weakest, 10 the strongest.
Jack: What's your Cockforce?
Matt Barnett: Mine's a 7. Smashed down a wall and fucked my girlfriend with this badboy just yesterday.
Jack: Steve says his Cockforce is 9.8, lying fuck.
Cockforce by PCG12 August 25, 2009
Words you can keep

Putting out a Cockfire

When your cock is "on fire" you turn to the person next to you and slowly insert it into their mouth.
The band members of Blink-182 explained to a crowd of music lovers about the process of "putting out a cockfire".

cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.
Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.
cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009

Cockfosters 

Cockfosters is a suburb of North London, lying partly in the London Borough of Enfield and partly in the London Borough of Barnet. The counties of Hertfordshire and Middlesex respectively (in which Cockfosters was located pre-1965) are still used in postal addresses.
The name has been recorded as far back as 1524, and is thought to be either the name of a family, or that of a house which stood on Enfield Chase. One suggestion is that it was "the residence of the cock forester (or chief forester)
The subject of many jokes of Londoners & Tourists

It is the last station on the Northern End of the Piccadilly Line
London Tourist to local friend, 'What is Cockfosters'
Friend "Possibly where they foster cocks"
A terrible stench and a way to make your friends look silly.
Me: It's smells like cockfor in here.

Friend: What's cockfor?

Me: Having sex.
Cockfor by TwentyFiveToLife March 10, 2011

cock force 

The opposite of cock blocking; To somehow put a guy in a position where he has to freak/dance/have sex etc. with an unattractive female
If I introduced you to an ugly chick even after you told me explicitly that you feel that she is ugly, i have cock forced you
cock force by Your mom 123 March 16, 2008

Cockface Motherfucker 

The term used by a woman to describe or address the man that has thrown her under the bus to save himself, disrespected her, intentionally and repeatedly hurt her emotionally, physically and mentally.
"Jeff is such a cockface motherfucker, I want to stab him in the eye!"
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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