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When you have Anal sex so hard that it produces a combination of blood, semen and poo so you clean it with your tongue.
Justin plummeted Kevin so hard that it resulted in a triple fluid cocktail that he bottled to consume during the day.
by Dezmuz May 24, 2016
Get the Triple fluid cocktail mug.Similar to reflux but is caused by an excess amount of semen in an individual's throat, causing it to travel up the throat.
After taking the semen of 15 men, Ryan began to feel a burning sensation in his throat and the distinct taste of regurgitated semen. He was suffering from cockflux.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
Get the Cockflux mug.When one male lies on the ground with an erect penis and another man tries to jump onto it so that the penis directly enters his sphincter.
Ryan laid on the ground and got his penis to an erect state. Justin then lined it up with precision and leaped backwards, landing straight on to Ryan's erect penis. They both celebrated with glee as they had completed a successful Schlong jump.
by Dezmuz May 27, 2016
Get the Schlong Jump mug.The act of blowing your load as soon as you see a man with a pony tail due to past sexual experiences.
Justin was walking down the street and noticed the flowing pony tail of a middle aged man and instantly shot his load over the footpath. People around him started yelling "Ponyblow! Ponyblow!"
by Dezmuz May 26, 2016
Get the Ponyblow mug.When you get semen ejaculated into your bum and then must hold the semen in by clenching your bum cheeks until it is internally absorbed.
After Justin felt Ryan's semen enter his bum, he immediately clenched his bum cheeks together to prevent any semen exiting his body. Justin had performed a cum plug.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
Get the Cum plug mug.When a man ejaculates his semen from a distance into another individual's mouth. The individual receiving the semen is sometimes referred to as "the pot of gold" at the end of the Cum rainbow.
Justin positioned himself 2 meters away from Ryan, and with great precision, managed to ejaculate into Ryan's mouth. Justin had achieved a Cum Rainbow.
by Dezmuz June 1, 2016
Get the Cum Rainbow mug.When one individual opens his arse and allows another individual to drop his testicles in the gap before clenching his butt cheeks back together.
Justin: hey mate lay down for a second on your stomach.
Ryan: ok will do
Justin(opening Ryan's buttocks and dropping his balls in the gap): you've now got me in a ball clamp.
Ryan: ok will do
Justin(opening Ryan's buttocks and dropping his balls in the gap): you've now got me in a ball clamp.
by Dezmuz May 26, 2016
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