Cockflopper 

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}

The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality

Cockflopper by Fat Vicar May 28, 2015

Cockflopper 

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.

Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.

Cockflopper by Jay Ownz September 28, 2010

cockflower 

1.) A human with the ability to be insulting without being aware of just how insulting they really are. An oblivious asshole.

2.) Also a great way to slip the word cock into regular everyday conversation.

1.) Todd just drove over your hostas while parking, what a cockflower.

2.) I've been a busy bee this weekend! I mowed the lawn, did every bit of laundry, polished my cockflower, and managed to balance the checkbook!

cockflower by havingtwinsnow May 19, 2010

Cockhopper 

Person that goes from one guy/girl to another in a short amount of time. Does NOT necessarily mean going out with them; Girl or Boy that is all over someone after someone after someone for attention.

That girl has been around the block in only one month, shes a cockhopper.

Cockhopper by aliriano23 June 25, 2010

Cockflopping

Inexplicably losing to an inferior opponent when being comfortably ahead late in a game.

South Carolina's cockflopping against Missouri and Kentucky over the last few weeks has been hilarious.

Cockflopping by chilleymac October 9, 2014

cockshopper 

a filthy whore or man who is constantly searching for the next bigger or better cock.

steve had no idea that his girfriend was a cockshopper

cockshopper by sgt horse August 12, 2006

Cockslapper 

When you're high as fuck and you hear a fucking hilarious joke bro

"Dude that was a fuckin' cockslapper bro"

"Joseph told me a joke the other day that was a hell of a good cockslapper"

Cockslapper by Weed Jesus November 3, 2019