Cockflopper

A particularly ugly female whose hideous looks cause the most rampant penis to "flop" - to-wit a {cockflopper}
The {cockflopper} before me severed the last shreds of my hetrosexuality
by Fat Vicar May 26, 2015
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Cockflopper

female or instance that immediately makes your manhood floppy.
Fat people having sex, road kill, your mom knocking on your door when you're getting a BJ.

Those two slamhogs making out in public is a real Cockflopper.
by Jay Ownz September 27, 2010
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