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cockamole 

A sexual euphamism refering to either male ejaculate, or jizz, or the penis itself.
Would you like a side of cockamole with your pink taco?
cockamole by Bearclaw May 4, 2005
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cockamole 

The substance made from the combination of pre-cum and either vaginal or anal juices. Can also be made with sour cream if the cum isn't so pre.
We were having sex for hours. You should have seen the amount of cockamole we made before I finally added the sour cream.
cockamole by partytrap June 3, 2010

Cockamole 

When you’re about to climax but you pull out and bust a nut on her mole.
Did you just pull a Cockamole on me!
Cockamole by Cockamole October 21, 2020

cockamole 

An insult making no sense nor having any particular meaning.
What a cockamole.
cockamole by Aoe November 17, 2003

Chips with a side of Cockamole 

The man must work at Chipotle for this situation to take place. A fine woman will be placing her order at the local Chipotle. At the conclusion of her order, the man will ask: “Would you like some chips with a side of cockamole?!” The woman will ask if he means guacamole, and the man will counter by showing her what he means (pulls out his girthy chode). This will result in the woman either becoming extremely aroused or a lengthy sexual harassment case.
Big Easy: Yo T-bag, I had some nice authentic Mexican food with my chick last night. The chips and guacamole were tremendous. Really hit the spot.

Stoney: Dawg, I gave this smoking chick at chipotle some chips with a side of cockamole. Really hit her spot if ya know what I mean ;)

Big Easy: T-bag... you are the most savage mofo in the galaxy.

Yellow Cockhole 

Someone who threaten's to hurt someone in a wheelchair and when the person in the wheelchair stands up for themselves, the offender runs away with their tail between their legs.
Come back here and I'll shit down your neck you Yellow Cockhole!

Cockadile Tears 

When you deep throat so hard and well and start ugly crying
She was deep throating so well that cockadile tears were streaming down her face
Cockadile Tears by Balbal69 May 14, 2020
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