Cockamashi

Legendary Homosexual Shogun in ancient Japan.
Cockamashi's apetite often elicited jeers from raiding barbarians.

Cockamashi was the first homosexual shogun.

by Jimi Sennhi September 2, 2008

cockmanship

n. A man's ability to master his cock. Analagous to swordsmanship in fencing.

That bitch was cumming so hard her spirit almost left her body, thanks to my masterful cockmanship.

by Jockeys December 4, 2003

cockamamie

Ridiculous. Preposterous. Silly to the point of being stupid. Dumb and dumber meet incredibly

stupid.

i thought my husband's idea to replace 16 inch wheels on the car with 15 inch wheels was a cockamamie idea!

by dot the word July 26, 2018

cockamamie

Adj.: Crazy, Off-kilter. A word you use when you can't think of the proper terminology.

"This cockamamie washing machine never works properly."

by creedmoor October 11, 2004

Cocksmanship

The degree of which you've mastered pleasing others with your cock.

Mike never failed to please his girl because he was skilled in cocksmanship

by Evillé July 20, 2016

cocksmanship

A way of describing the ability of a man to pick up a woman for sex or his skills in making her reach orgasm.

1. When Darrin talks to a girl all night at the bar and doesn't get her to go home with him, it is very bad cocksmanship.

2. Taking a girl home from the bar and not being able to lay her because you have whiskey dick is bad cocksmanship.

by Diamond Drew May 3, 2004

cockamamie

Talking out of your ass. Bullshit.

He was telling me how he pulled this hoe, and I asked him 'what kind of cockamamie story was that?'

by Quads_Poker October 31, 2006