Instrument useful to the 'small man'. Its operation allows the penis to be enlarged for a period of time in which the man may involve himself in vigours sex
A guy drives a crappy 80's porsche (but not the 911), wears AXE as cologne, wears DKNY or somethingequally posh to the Gym, wears jewelry--all the time-- even while lifting. You get the idea.
If john pumps neds cock two days after bob has gotten his cock pumped by john 4 days after bobby had his cock pumped by shirley who was the first to pump dannys cock who then shot shirley and raped her dead body.
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Horatio called Lenny a cock-pumper for jizzing on his tooth-brush.
(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.
usually performed while watching porn, but also applicable while watching live sex at a party
the act of matching the penetration depth of cock in observed fornication to the depth of one's own cock in one's own hand or other cock stroking device
balls deep in observed fornication pull hand down to match either to base of cock or to the limit of stimulation of hand
boxers all the way down, lube ready, porn site loaded and porn playing, reality melts away pumping cock in sync, usually jizzing before video ends
repeat until unable to get hard again in lieu of fornicating.