Cock-Clock
Cock-Clock by aqi3wpcg April 23, 2010
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cock clock by oquhf0weoin December 29, 2007
cock clock
When someone clocks you (punches you out of action) in the cock.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
Often a sucker punch of some kind as well, i.e. by surprise, misdirection, sudden 3rd party assist, etc. --- but it might just be because you suck at self defense.
The fight was over before it started when Sarah cock clocked the dude who called her a whore. "I am a prostitute not a whore. I am professional and I get paid to open my mouth or legs fool."
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
Lil' Bro you only got one chance in this fight - cock clock that bastard while he is looking at the ref reciting the rules.
It was an even fight until Barry stepped out of the crowd and grabbed Louis from behind while Doug cock clocked him. The Principal actually let Barry and Doug off punishment for showing the smart way to end a fight quick and without false pride.
Dude that cheerleader cock clocks you every time she sees you. I am embarrassed to know a guy so bad at fighting and defending himself from a simple crotch shot.
cock clock by Mike Tyson Jr February 9, 2010
cock clock
When a male student arrives at a new school and all the girls are attracted to him. The attractiveness of this student does not matter because the time of the clock will eventually run out. Girls are attracted to this student because he is new material.
"Have you seen the new kid, Scotty?"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
"Yeah man, he's stealing all of our bitches"
"Well, his cock clock will run out soon enough"
cock clock by Trident of Treason December 4, 2020
Cock Clock
When You Hang Your Cock On A Clock And Watch It Keep Turning Until It Hurts, Like A Form Of Pleasure And Pain, For Kinky Motherfuckers 😂
Ever Tried A Cock Clock? It's Hurts But Feels Great At The Same Time, My Cock's Red From The Last Time I Did It!
Cock Clock by NotOkayAtAll69 May 31, 2022
cock clock
cock clock by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
cock clock
When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.
cock clock by DOfficial May 30, 2019
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