Definitions by DOfficial

yard on 

When a male stands casting a shadow from his erection due to his magnificent yard.

Hey Jenny, Look at how well my sidewalk is edged. It gives me such a yard on.

yard on by DOfficial May 30, 2019

cock clock 

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

cock clock by DOfficial May 30, 2019

Horngry 

The state of being horny and hungry at the same damn time.

I'm soooooo horngry I could eat this banana without chewing

Horngry by DOfficial March 1, 2019