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cock smooch 

One who smooches cock. Usually used as an insult
cock smooch by Aidyn April 12, 2005

cock smooch 

An insult usually used toward men. Implies homosexual activity.
Hey you cock smooch! You stay the hell out of my laundry!
cock smooch by Chloedog December 13, 2003

Cock smooch 

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.
Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.
Cock smooch by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019

cock smooch 

One who is more interested in sealing the deal when trying to hook up and will do just about anything in his powers to achieve his goal as opposed to having a good time and getting wasted.
See (Insert Cock Smooch's Name Here) over there, it looks like he is drinking his beer, but he really isn't. What a fucking cock smooch.
cock smooch by Rusty Gate May 13, 2005

Cock-Smooch 

A guy or girl who is a down right cock to you
Did you see that cock-smooch today in the hallway making fun of this little kid

Cock Smoocher 

peepee puffer, dick sucker, pole smoker
anything to do with lips around the male organ.
Cock Smoocher by jfmjr January 14, 2009
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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