Cock n' Ball Torture

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When a chicken and a basketball get fucking beat so hard the cock can't produce any more eggs, and the basketball can't be played with.

Cock n' Ball Torture is a good way to not pay child support

Cock n' Ball Torture by 53414539 April 29, 2022

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Cock N Ball Torture

Cock n ball torture is a sexual activity in which one person carries out sexual intercourse with another on top of a live, running or crawling cock.

The cock will also be sliced with a knife or subjected to extreme impact, like being rammed with a golf club.

Masochist: "I love it when my fucking cock rips out of my body and runs around on the floor. Then having my partner chop my fucking dick in half. I love Cock N Ball Torture."

Normal person: "Tf?"

Cock N Ball Torture by ballpitshit June 18, 2022

cock n ball torture

the act of grabbing man balls put in door hold ejaculate

yo jimmy wanna "cock n ball torture"

cock n ball torture by Tyrone CRacksum November 12, 2019

cock n ball torture

defined as torture of the male genitalia and testicles, that is um, pleasurable to say the least

" Stfu before I give you Cock n Ball Torture".

cock n ball torture by cottage toes December 13, 2021

Cock N Ball Torture

The act of dropping a bowling ball on a Zoophile or similar offenders Dick, crushing it and destroying it.

Guy 1: Bro I used cock n ball torture on this one zoophile! Guy 2: Thats awesome!!!!

Cock N Ball Torture by xRyco February 5, 2022

Muffin cocknball torture

When a guy is getting cocknball torturen by setting muffins on his nuts and letting a goat lick them off

Haha nerd get muffin cocknball tortured

Muffin cocknball torture by DudeThatsBored September 30, 2022

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026