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Cock head 

The people that decided what gets put on urban dictionary, yeah you reading this! Also please tell me exactly why this can't be put in the dictionary minus this sentence!
Every time I try to submit a word it gets rejected by some stupid cock head!

cock head cunt muffin 

a person who is just disrespectful and doesnt care about his friends
Hey, Anthony! Hey tomas, your gay......man, anthony is a real cock head cunt muffin
cock head cunt muffin by Tomas C April 17, 2010

Bobble head cock 

The shaft of a mans penis is solid like a shaft of steel, but the head of it is soft like a ripe satsuma. Making it bobble about like a bobble head for your car.
"Hi Chantel how did your date with Ian go?". "It was all going great till we went back to his and he pulled out his bobble head cock!"
Bobble head cock by TBone78 June 25, 2014

Head cock 

When not just being a cock is enough, you become the head cock. Still one step under the Grand Master Cock Dragon.

Showing enough cock like behavior to promote you from being just a cock to the Head Cock.
Monkey: Dude get out of my way or I am going to shoot you with my sniper rifle.
Soupy: Man wait a second I am trying to pick up this ammo bo...(splat!!!)
Respawn soupy: Man fuck you you cock.... No your not just a cock your the Head Cock!!!
Monkey: I warned you.
Monkey
Head cock by Black Op August 27, 2009

cock nugget wank head

"Boy that person drinks baileys like any cock nugget wank head"

triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo 

Ash Kash is the only know master of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo that is currently living. Predecessors pass this move down the most talented pupil.
Bro 1: Bro! Ash Kash just pulled of the triple decker dick plunger cock hoover double handed head swirler saliva slurping soul sucking 5000 special move combo
Bro 2:No way!
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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