Cock about 

A variation on the term to dick around which means to waste time.

Steve: "I should study for my sociology final but I think I'll watch my shows instead."
Harold: "You shouldn't cock about Steve!"

Cock about by Bear Misdemeanor May 21, 2010

About To Die Cock 

A tragically limp, lifeless-looking penis typically seen in moments of extreme vulnerability, such as during illness, sedation, or emotional defeat. Often associated with hospital gowns, bad lighting, and the loss of all dignity. Symbolizes the physical manifestation of "rock bottom."

"He was lying in that hospital bed, IV in his arm, gown half-open, revealing the saddest about to die cock I'd ever seen. It was like it had given up before he did."

About To Die Cock by Julactus May 10, 2025

Cockabout

A variation on the term "Walkabout" which means to journey through the wilderness. However, a "Cockabout" is a journey that a young person takes, usually between the first two years of college when they slut out and blow just about every guy they meet.

Wow, Julie looks beat, must have been a real cockabout she took last semester, probably has AIDS.

Cockabout by dmn1138 February 11, 2015

Cockamouthaphobia 

The fear of giving oral sex to a man or fear of choking on elongated objects.

"Dude I finally cured my gf of cockamouthaphobia last night!"

Cockamouthaphobia by Coolbobjoe March 15, 2009

cockamouth 

the act of putting a cock in one's mouth

derived from an IT department somewhere in westchester, inspired by one of marilyn manson's song. Make sure you emphisize cock when you say it. The era of cockamouth has begun! don't say blowjob, thats so old school!!\

Just say, I LOVE COCKAMOUTH!!!!!\

greg loves to get cockamouth all day!!

I put MY COCK in YOUR mouth!

cockamouth by sebastian & park August 19, 2007

cockabootydoodoo 

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door

that girl did the cockabootydoodoo

cockabootydoodoo by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008