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Cock Wrenches 

Slang for hands. In reference to grabbing or touching male genitals violently or aggressively.
Wash your cock wrenches

Keep your cock wrenches off my samich!

Look at the cock wrenches on her! I Bet she's got a kung fu grip!
Cock Wrenches by Doctor Ramshackle February 28, 2011

cock wrench 

a chinnese burn performed on the penis whilst erected.
when a man cheats on his girl and thinks he gets away with it his wife/girlfriend may give him a cock wrench to resolve the problem.
cock wrench by aaaaarochey May 13, 2005

lithuanian cock wrench 

When a man squats and inverts his penis then squeezes his abs so tight he nuts
Last night I Lithuanian Cock wrenched at the gym it was so good

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”
The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

cockwrench 

when a males cock becomes so physically stimulated by a female it feels like it might snap off,hence the sensation of a wrench clamped around a phallus
Shit man this chick last night was so good,just about had my dick caught in a cockwrench!
cockwrench by kamikaze148 January 3, 2005
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