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cock wizard

A person who exercises all of the powers of a mythological wizard, only on a penis.
He is a cock wizard.

-or-

He is a wizard of the cock.
by cBURT June 22, 2008
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Cock Wizard

someone who likes cocks and almost magical when exposed to them doing things only told in stories

usually meant as an insult although it sometimes in weird situations it can be a good thing if your into that kinda thing
1.Me:Man your such a cock wizard!

Audience:hahahaha

Andy:man whatever....*crys*

2.Me: awww yes you like this dont you

Girl:yeah i love cocks

Me:damn cock wizard
by mr. giggles12 March 18, 2009
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cock thirsty shit wizard

A magical man who just can't get enough of sucking dick.
" My cousin is a voodoo cock thirsty shit wizard"
by JoeOde January 17, 2017
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Cockizard

The Legendary Pokémon of the Pokémon Dick Version from Generation 69. It is a Penis Type and is 2x weak against the Vagina Type Legendary, Vulvasaur, from the opposite game, Pokémon Pussy Version.
Guy 1: Hey bro, let's battle! My Cockizard versus your Vulvasaur!

Guy 2: Yeah dude!
by 420.666.69 May 19, 2016
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cocklizard

Probably the best insult in the world aside from Crotch Pheasant.
Dale: " You are a fag "

Jimmy: " Shut the hell up you Cocklizard "
by MikeBrownsNumber1fan December 24, 2006
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cockwizard

Rob is a cockwizard.
by D.P.Lipsky March 17, 2004
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