Cock Weight

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

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cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

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When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

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Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day

Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out

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An insulting term used to describe a useless person, derived from the name of A hypothetical machine used to weigh a penis (of no practical use)

Cockweigh by N Rawson August 1, 2003

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A nigga named cockwright or gets called cockwright is the gayest nigga you’ll meet in your lifetime, also has a huge interest for cock

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