Cock Weight

Fiona: Jerry, how much do you weigh?

Jerry: 10 stone... Hold on are we including cock weight?

If so 15.

Fiona: Jerry, you have a hefty penis.

Cock Weight by Xavier Duck December 27, 2012

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cock weight

the excuse given by those accused of being overweight, implying their excess weight can be attributed to a large and heavy schlong.

"mate you're a fat shit"
"nah dude its all cock weight

cock weight by Glavič1 April 6, 2011

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cock weight • Clockweight Blindfold • Cockweigh • Cockwright • cock • cock block • cock blocker • Cock and Ball Torture • cock tease • cock knocker

Clockweight Blindfold

When in a 69 position with a guy on top, and his ballbag drapes over his partners face with 1 duster resting on each eye.

"Colin climbed on top for a dinner for 2, managing to position his balls perfectly on Edna's face for a well executed clockweight Blindfold".

Clockweight Blindfold by Woms1 April 20, 2023

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clockweights

Synonym for a man's balls, nuts. especially if they are hanging around on a hot day

Mark does not usually wear shorts because he is worried his clockweights will pop out

clockweights by the web cohort August 30, 2005

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Cockweigh

An insulting term used to describe a useless person, derived from the name of A hypothetical machine used to weigh a penis (of no practical use)

You are a Cockweigh (You are useless)

Cockweigh by N Rawson August 1, 2003

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Cockwright

A nigga named cockwright or gets called cockwright is the gayest nigga you’ll meet in your lifetime, also has a huge interest for cock

Damn that nigga a cockwright

Cockwright by Beaner1245690 October 16, 2020

ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

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