Cock Waffler

An insult used to describe someone who is being a bit of a dick. Literally means "cock eater".

That guy just walked into me, what a cock waffler.

by PixelatedBritish November 16, 2013

cock waffler

when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly

i gave her a good cock waffler last night

by Cock waffler October 14, 2019

cock waffle

A “cock waffle” has at two (or more) definitions.

A) An insult, usually used when someone (or something) has been bad. Cock waffle is an example of foul language where the word “waffle” has been added after a word to create a new foul language term.

OR
B) A waffle in the shape of a cock.

A) I had almost finished when my cock waffle of a computer suddenly turned itself off.

B) “I love u cockwaffle”.

by too-many-grouchy-people September 30, 2007

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018

Cock Waffled

The result of placing one's male genitalia (the phallic portion) into a heated waffle iron.

When Taylor accidentally cock waffled himself, he let out an agonized screech and ended up with a criss-cross pattern on his penis for the rest of his life.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Cock waffle

Being a fan of a very disliked team.

Bob: Aye, mate. George is a fan of the St. Louis Blues.

Jack: Oh, what a cock waffle that George is.

by Waffles4lyfe April 28, 2019

Office Cock Waffle

A male co-worker that nobody likes and makes fun of behind their back. They are usually found kissing the exec team's asses.

Karen: "I invited Dale to go to dinner with us tonight!"
Tim: "Damn it Karen!! Everyone knows he's the OCW here!"
Karen: OCW?
Tim: Office Cock Waffle!

by FlyingSquirrel2018 January 5, 2018