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niggas really be on cock though 

when niggas really be gay. Phrase said by Lil Yachty.
Mom: "Grandma died yesterday from stage 4 cancer"
Non gay niggas: "Niggas really be on cock though"

How fat is your cock though 

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

tough cock to suck 

Same idea as hard pill to swallow. Meaning I difficult thing to deal with
John: hey I got my girl pregnant

Matt: fuck man that's a tough cock to suck

But is his cock fat though? 

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."

tough talk for a fella with a small cock 

when you try to roast sonic and he says back “tough talk for a fella with a small cock” you instantly die.
you: “sonic you are gay

sonic: “tough talk for a fella with a small cock

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019