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Cock Stomp 

1. Is an aggressive interference with an individual's attempts to court another.

2. An advanced level One up wherein one party obliterates any prospect or favor hoped to be gained by another party.
Example 1. scenario: Male A is attempting to court a female at the grocery store.

Male A: I just bought a new 2010 Camry... if you want to go for a ride?

Male B: (casually walks by on a pseudo phone call and says) "Oh yeah I used to have a 2010 Camry. . . then i got a JOB."

and in doing so, a successful Cock Stomp is delivered to Male A by Male B

Example 2. scenario: A really muscular man, at the gym, is attempting to showing off by curling 50 pound dumbbells in front of the treadmills. when he finishes, and is walking away, a smaller man walks by with 90 lbs dumbbells and begins curling them where he just was.

And here the muscular man receives a Cock Stomp to his arrogance by the smaller man.
Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 December 30, 2009
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Cock Stomp 

3. A situation wherein an underdog, overcomes the favored party/parties.
Example:

Person A: Hey B, did you go the the Karate tournament?

Person B: Yeah, That first degree blackbelt Cock Stomped the other school when he beat both their third degree blackbelts.
Cock Stomp by Mrpoppins007 July 4, 2010

cock stomp 

to be brutality beatin with a cock
i just cock stomped your ass
cock stomp by theswagg October 12, 2008

Curbside Cock Stomp 

When you park the truck and open the door to your truck and fuck a girl in broad daylight while leaning against the vehicle.
I totally Curbside Cock stomped that hoe! She wanted it way to bad!

mississippi cock stomp 

When a rotund young ladyboy slips on her stilettos and proceeds to stomp onto to urethra of the cuckold queen dominatrix

Minnesota Stomp Cock 

Getting your Urethra filled in with fresh snow and then getting your penis stomped on by steel-toed boots.
Bon Jovi got the old Minnesota Stomp Cock treatment for being late to lineups.

Cock Stamp 

The act of hitting a person in the face with a penis, creating the image of a "cock" on their face. Mostly used in homosexual circles, although can be used as a practical joke among close friends or against a non-cooperating female.
"Yo I just cock stamped the hell out of will"
"That cock stamp is going to be there for a long time"
"Sometimes a cock stamp feels so good on my face"
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
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