Cock Splice
the act of splitting one's cock with a wedge, or when one chick is so unfuckable that you would rather have your cock split in two.
Cock Splice by The Riddlers March 30, 2009
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cock splicer
You know that boss of yours who just treats you like everything you do is retarded? The 'obviously jealous of your manhood' type = Cock-Splicer/Cock Splicer/CockSplicer
cock splicer by MrRickSpert September 17, 2016
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Cock Slice
The V shaped muscle line seen on the pelvis of a really fit guy when he wears his pants low. The lines of the V "slice" right down to the hidden cock, forcing you to imagine it in vivid detail.
When that guy took off his shirt, his cock slice captivated me to the point where all I could do was stare and think about what his package would look like.
Cock Slice by merknock April 2, 2010
Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte
(n) the process of an anal plundering resulting in the partner's asshole gaping open and you pouring a pumpkin spice latte down the throbbing wet hole then proceeding to slurp out the delicious beverage afterwards.
Pumpkin Spice Cock-atte by ShowMeThemTD's November 27, 2015
Spicey cock
Guy gets his dick sucked after chick/dude eats four Habanero pepper thus causing a intense burning sensation!
Spicey cock by Barthalemyou change February 11, 2009
Israeli Spiced Cock
Israeli Spiced Cock by cavelious james June 1, 2022
cockslice
offensive term used when insulting someone who is unworthy of even being called a "dick" or a "cock". Therefore they are a fraction of a cock.
Ryan Seacrest is a fuggin cockslice.
cockslice by Bryce Osborne February 23, 2009
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"