Cock Slinky

When your having sex on opiates and your dick starts to go slightly limp but is still in action. Hence Cock Slinky.

Girlfriend: Whats goin on babe?
Me/You: Hold on babe I got Cock Slinky

by Mikis January 2, 2015

slinky cock

A type of cock that can be stretched out to a certain length more than an average cock can

yo bro he’s so lucky he has one of those slinky cocks

by daddycoley March 19, 2019

Cock Stinky

Someone who is really hammered, knows it, and decides they are going to drive home.

Dude, he was so drunk and wanted to go home! So we blocked the door, and the back door, but he still got out and drove home! What a Cock Stinky!

by Jordan Carroll July 10, 2007

Stinky Cock Syndrome

After a long day doing whatever makes cocks stinky, one reaches a point where his friends can smell his cock whilst sitting next to him.
It is the gaseous form of Dick Cheese

George - "What's that smell Jero? It smells like Dick Cheese"
Jero - "No its not, I suffer from Stinky Cock Syndrome"

by Dillo12232 November 19, 2010

Stinky Ass Cock

A foul smelled penis, usually has an excessive amount of smegma built up around the tip.

Tyrone: God damn dirty Joe, you got one stinky ass cock!
Dirty Joe: Shut the fuck up, you like that shit.

by Stinky Nigger Dick September 19, 2017