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cock sling 

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.
Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!
cock sling by dave kadden April 16, 2008
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Cock Sling 

A sling for one's broken or fractured cock.
Damn! Not again. Where's that cock sling.

cock slinger 

any foreigner who has hairy balls
"You are a mother fucking COCK SLINGER!!!!!"

"Now children be good or you'll end up like a cock slinger"
cock slinger by Chelsea Reuben Jello September 22, 2008

Slinging Some Hippo Cock 

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.
You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.
Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings
Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !
Cockling by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cocklinger 

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.
That guy is a complete cocklinger!
cocklinger by the kps October 19, 2008

Cocksing 

When one applies body wax to their cock and lies their cock upon the trench of an individuals ass crack. Henceforth, waxing the hair of the victim’s ass crack in a provocative manner.
Jerms was cocksing Jules out of stark necessity.
Cocksing by cockser123 September 3, 2023
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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