cock sling

to flip your errected penis into your wasteband. It is highly un-noticeable this way and it totally rocks your world.

Phil: Man I have a huge errection right now!
Dave: Don`t worry man, put it in a cock sling!

by dave kadden April 16, 2008

Cock Sling

A sling for one's broken or fractured cock.

Damn! Not again. Where's that cock sling.

by bluntman and chronic cam June 20, 2006

cock slinger

any foreigner who has hairy balls

"You are a mother fucking COCK SLINGER!!!!!"

"Now children be good or you'll end up like a cock slinger"

by Chelsea Reuben Jello September 22, 2008

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Cockling

Short name for a member of the professional paintball cheerleading group Pretty Cocklings, supporting team Ugly Ducklings

Wow look at that Cockling - she is hot, I wanna marry her !

by FreddieDK June 11, 2009

cocklinger

one who lets their cock dangle freely in public, or in the company of others.

That guy is a complete cocklinger!

by the kps October 19, 2008

Cocksing

When one applies body wax to their cock and lies their cock upon the trench of an individuals ass crack. Henceforth, waxing the hair of the victim’s ass crack in a provocative manner.

Jerms was cocksing Jules out of stark necessity.

by cockser123 September 3, 2023