Cock Shame

When the owner of a massive penis tries to emphatically deny it as to fit in with the crowd, all the while knowing he is a freak of nature with a pelvis crushing anaconda between his legs.

Michael has a bad case of cock shame, he says it’s a ‘normal’ penis. But I’ve seen it, it’s terrifying.

Cock Shame by Long Drop May 15, 2022

pink cock of shame 

The shape your Facebook profile and name make when blocked out when reposting your tactical nuclear stupidity, so the thought police don't lose their minds.

Can be other colors as well, but nothing says embarrassment like a big pink cock.

Did you see the pink cock of shame they made about Jessica's question about putting her birth control in her vagina? That shit was hilarious!

pink cock of shame by @wastednights_ER July 4, 2017

cock of shame

Just like a walk of shame, but with your cock. Especially, when your cock decides to be uncooperative and either you can't get it up at all OR you end up ejaculating too quickly. Then your girl is mad at you and you are ashamed of yourself.

John: So, the girl you took home with you last night, was she any good?
Paul: I don't know man...
John: Wtf do you meanmean by that?
Paul: Nothing dude, I totally had a cock of shame last night!
John: Oh, you poor thine! Here, take this blue pill next time.

cock of shame by johnsonneil July 27, 2014

fucking two trees with the same cock

A phrase used to describe when one has to endure an awkward or uncomfortable situation more than once (usually 2 times)

Jim: Hey man lets go talk to those girls and ask if they want to come to Roger’s party with us
Sam: I don’t know bro, I don’t want to be fucking two trees with the same cock

fucking two trees with the same cock by JuanCarlosTaco November 17, 2017

Cockshake 

Male Masterbation
Male Semen

Going for a cockshake.

Gave her a drink of my double choc chip cockshake.

spilt my cockshake over my new trousers.

Cockshake by REV. Spoons Feltchmurkin February 1, 2008

cockshade

A condom

Gf: Babe, put your cockshade on!

cockshade by Toasty taste July 9, 2024