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Cock Ness Monster
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A penis so
monstrous
that its very
existence
is
doubted
by some. Also called Nessie for short.
Jane said John had a Cock Ness
Monster
, but I didn't know if
such a
fantastic
tale could be true.
by
Sastwatch
December 9, 2008
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