Cock Lobster 

1. the end product of a males penis after having sex with a woman with her period

"but mike we cant have sex unless you want to come out all COCK LOBSTER, i have my period"

Cock Lobster by Mj May 13, 2005

Cock Lobster 

A lobster with cocks instead of claws.

Somebody went under a dock
And there they saw a cock
It wasn't a cock
It was a cock lobster

Cock Lobster by AmericanIdol101 February 17, 2008

Cock Lobster 

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

Cock Lobster by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

lobster cock 

The state of the male penis after frequent masturbation, usually 5 or 6 times in a day. The end of the bell turns a shade of bright red, similar to that of the colour of a lobster, and smells putrid like a used diaper filled with Indian Food.

Oh, man I was so horny the other night, got major lobster cock!

lobster cock by Steve.RedFox August 6, 2007

lobster cock 

A rank smelling penis on a male, usually one who still has his foreskin attatched, particularly those with bad hygene.

Dude, I haven't had a shower in two days....I reek, my ass smells like mexican food and I'm suffering from a sick case of lobster cock.

lobster cock by DestructiveCriticism July 15, 2006

lobster cock 

An evocative description of the member of Bertram Winkle, star of the Disney Channel show "Jessie." It can be described as resembling a cooked lobster tail, butter and mashed potatoes included, in both form and function. It is known to have thick ribs running across its width and some have said that its girth is larger than its length, though this fact has been disputed by some sources.

-Hey you wanna go to Lobster Fest at Red Lobster tonight?
-Nah I already get unlimited lobster cock from daddy Bertram, hit celebrity star of the Disney channel original show "Jessie."
-What the fuck is wrong with you you fucking disgusting cock ass bitch ass.

lobster cock by DaddyBertram February 16, 2020

lobster cock 

when a man's dong is so fucking big and steamy that you cant even fit it down your gullet, sometimes it actually looks like a freshly cooked lobster.

ex: dude, remember Burcham, the maid from Jessie? he had a lobster cock!

lobster cock by IAmSquidward February 16, 2020