Mj's definitions

cockstar

A bad-ass who is a natural when it comes to rock star attitude and behavior.

Nikki Sixx

by mj August 14, 2003

quagga

An animal which kind of looks like a cross between a zebra & a horse. Extinct since the late 1800's when people moved to the area in South Africa & decided it would be fun to hunt them. Now all the quaggas are dead :(

I have a pet quagga called Larry, he lives in my garden.

by MJ March 18, 2005

compromise

when MJ allows Ryan to believe he is right when in fact, he is not.

MJ compromised about the car rental conversation on the phone tonight when Ryan didn't listen to orignally was said.

by MJ January 24, 2005

foob

an insulting name for someone when they do something foolish.

"FOOOOOOOB!" is often heard from fans throughout game stadiums when a player makes a bad pass, misses a good pitch, or gets a penalty.

by MJ November 22, 2004

zorena

old bag

by mj August 21, 2003

Big Ern

one who constantly smokes weed, drinks, and fucks bitches

did you hit that you Big Ern?

by mj April 9, 2004

odd job bob a job bob

an odd job bob a job bob does odd jobs for the odd bob, or to put it a different way - A person who never has a propper job and makes money by doing odd jobs here and there, for example painting Alberts shed for a tenner or washing cars for a quid a time. Usually they make most of their money by claiming dole though, and only do odd jobs because they get paid cash in hand.

Dave: That Bob is a right odd job bob a job bob
John: Hows that then?
Dave: 'Cuz he does odd jobs for the odd bob.

by MJ October 26, 2003