An individual whose obsession with cock is a mania and/or uses cock as a recreational tool. Cock junkies usually are female, bulemic and have daddy issues. Therefore the cock is used as a way to get male attention. However instead of loving and care, the cock junky is getting attention via cock. Cock Junkies sometimes travel in small packs consisting of a lead girl who is of great wealth and expresses it through her exterior dress and foul/transparent attitude, a less attractive female who either has acne, braces or has mysterious lumps in her pants, and an unattractive and brainless blonde. Cock junkies can usually be found roaming the halls of large malls and flirting with men that are twice their age.

Detective 1 "Gina is a cock junky, she slept with old man Wilson and Joey McKay in the same night."

Detective 2 "Hot damn"

Cock Junky by Cocksandwichez August 28, 2010

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cock junkered

When there's been so much cock in and out of every end of ones being, its fair to say the ones being has been cock junkered.

I've had so much dick n balls I've became cock junkered along time ago.

cock junkered by j slang February 4, 2015

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Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie

a term used as insult to describe a woman (or man) who is a slut of the highest magnitude. Masterfully demeaning themselves by performing ,primarily, BJs simply for the wonderful cock custard. Doing as many as possible to attain this goal. Some lesser CJCJ's perform only hand jobs. Neither of which have any great skills in those types of pleasure

Guy 1 - " man that BJ was the shits... I can bust a nut better with a fuckin' shop vac "
Guy 2 - " who?!? ... THAT bitch ? ... no wonder ..she's just a cock jiggling cum junkie "

Cock Jiggling Cum Junkie by DJ Halo October 14, 2009

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Cockjunky

(Kok-Junkee) A person ravishly addicted to the male genitalia.

Man: Man, It's been 5 days since I've had a penis
Man 2: You're such a cockjunky.

Cockjunky by Jack Shackington March 5, 2006

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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

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Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

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Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

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minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

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Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026

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Dotard

An aging individual who has long lost the ability to make rational sense.

That dotard is going to get us all blown up, if he doesn't calm down .

Dotard by anonymous September 22, 2017

Word of the Day on August 17, 2026

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