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Cock Inches 

A unit of measurement that a man uses to describe the length of his penis to feel better aout himself. One cock inch (though varies greatly from man to man) is roughly .6 standard inches.
Guy: "Say girl, i have a ten inch dick,"

Girl: "Quit using cock inches to try and be cool, we all know your a sixer."

Guys friends: "OOhhhhhhhhh!"
Cock Inches by bigrod12 December 25, 2011
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Lila's cock (9 inches) 

This giant biological marvel baffles scientists worldwide to this day. She is like 5% horse and has about 10% of the world's cock mass. this exceptional specimen has been under research since 1902, when lila's descendants first discovered the prophecy of lila's descent. the horse god in human disguise, a cock that rivals that of a sperm whale. it is hard not to look at her absolute unit of a cock, it is so big that it generates it's own gravitational pull. try not to look directly at it or else there is a high chance of getting blinded. no mortal is capable of looking at it without facing the consequences. to mere mortals, the cock may look as bright as 1000000000 suns. #9inchcock
Lila's cock (9 inches) is scaring the children !
put your MASSIVE cock away!!
Lila's cock (9 inches) by Not Syun September 16, 2022

nine inches of spunking black cock

What most white girls dream of getting in their mouths and pussies.
What did you wish for at the fountain?

Nine inches of spunking black cock.

Dirty bitch.
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