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Cock Hoist 

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.
Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!
Cock Hoist by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Post-Cock Recidivist History 

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

Cockheist 

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.
That was a pretty extreme cockheist.
Cockheist by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006

cockholster 

1) The mouth of any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.). (usually derrogatory)
2) any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.).
1) Hey, shut yer cockholster.
2) Hey, cockholster! Shut yer cockholster.

Cockholster 

Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.
I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.

Cockholster 

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.
Cockholster by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004

cockmoist 

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.
You've got cockmoist on me again
cockmoist by Blarney October 10, 2003
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Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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