Cock Hoist

I device used by the well endowed for support. Some are made of metal, others carbon fiber, and the originals with a series of woven lake reeds called winchubey. There is a small block and tackle system that allows for ease of access, providing not only form, but function as well.

Brad: Hey Mike, you seem to be walking a little taller today. Did you get a promotion at work?

Mike: No, I just picked up a new cock hoist and I feel like a million dollars!

Brad: Yay Cock hoists!

by Dnaught14 February 5, 2010

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Cockheist

(n) The act of blocking and then proceeding to take the cock; an extreme form of cockblock.

That was a pretty extreme cockheist.

by Hesham Balakadi February 12, 2006

cockholster

1) The mouth of any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.). (usually derrogatory)
2) any member of the female persuasion (women, homosexual males, etc.).

1) Hey, shut yer cockholster.
2) Hey, cockholster! Shut yer cockholster.

by Lothos Seven Seven Three Four March 19, 2003

Cockholster

Having sex so much that there is a dick in you more often than anything else. It in there so much that you are really no more than a holster for someones cock.

I hear that she's a real slut, that cockholster.

by Gerald Duval, Compositeur February 5, 2003

Cockholster

A womens mouth.

Melissa has a nice Cockholster.

by Sharonn Peters June 13, 2004

cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

by Blarney October 10, 2003