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Cock Gobble

A person who participates in a great deal of oral sex involving the male genetalia. This is usually done figuratively, in order to achieve personal gain, or literally out of pure enjoyment.
Example 1:
He always sucks dick to get promoted... Don't be a cock gobble.

Example 2:
She's eaten a lot of sausage in her day... a true cock gobble.
Cock Gobble by SiL3Nt-J July 16, 2026

Nick Markham Cock Gobble 

When you wabble your way to a guy awkwardly.
"Hey bro, why did you N.M.C.G over to her?
"What do you mean?"
"Dude, you pulled a Nick Markham Cock Gobble!"

Texas Cock Gobble 

The act of sucking a man almost to completion while at gun point. Once he is about to finish you bite his cock off as he blows your brains out
Did you see the news article about the guy who texas cock gobbled that ganster?
Texas Cock Gobble by Mac_and_T January 14, 2022

gobble cock 

a bitch with a huge nose who puts dents in your stomach while blowing you
your ho is a major gobble cock
gobble cock by twisted dick September 4, 2003

Gobble cock 

Ipswich woman goes by trees are green. Does this for fun
Gobble cock is out having fun.
Gobble cock by Natbatnat99n July 4, 2023

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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