Cock's worth

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

Cock's worth by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

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Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

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cocksworthy

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

cocksworthy by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

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cocksworth

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.

"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."

cocksworth by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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