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Cock's worth 

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.
Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.
Cock's worth by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010
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Flacid cocksworth 

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.
My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass
Flacid cocksworth by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

cocksworthy 

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex
Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?
cocksworthy by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

cocksworth 

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.
"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."
cocksworth by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026