Cock's worth

A unit of measurement equivalent to roughly six inches. Used to make the process of measurement in inches and feet far easier and understandable to the average man. A cock can be divided into fractions in order to help the process.

Did you see six inches of snow fell the other night?
Yes, I believe you mean a cock's worth of snow.

I need a three foot work surface for the kitchen.
Indeed we have one that is exactly 36 cock's worth.

I'm 6'2" or 12 and a third penises.

by acheesemongerer December 3, 2010

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010

cocksworthy

The fake last name of a guy who likes to have a lot of sex

Hey there Richard Cocksworthy you think you got a chance with her/him/it/Q?

by British Apple Worm August 13, 2017

cocksworth

A unit of measurement. Used in reference of the quantity of business meant.

"How much business do you mean, man?"

"Oh, about a cocksworth."

by Mr. Patty January 18, 2009