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A slang term from Chicago describing eminent possession of something. It's used primarily as a call-to-action or an announcement. A relative to dibs or first dibs.
I got cobbs on that macaroni when it come out the oven, cuz y'all niggas be hogging shit.

Her: May I have a piece of your pizza?
Him: No cobbs, that shit over with.

Him: Shotgun!!
His friend: Hell naw bro I already called cobbs. Sit yo ass in the backseat.
Cobbs by Lul Buddy From The Crib December 21, 2019
Related Words
Verb; to hold the joint for more than 10 minutes.
Please don't Cobbs that doobie.
Cobbs by Charity Lee January 15, 2009
means that you want some of what they have
Cobbs on your pizza
Cobbs on your ice cream
Cobbs by Ma Maine November 1, 2021

Cobbs Creek 

A creek that runs through Haverford (in Delaware County, Pennsylvania) past the historic Grange estate, then becomes the border between Upper Darby Township and the City of Philadelphia. It then passes between the borough of Millbourne and philly before turning south past Fernwood Cemetery, again serving as the border between Upper Darby and Philadelphia. It then becomes the border between Yeadon borough and Philadelphia and continues south to border Colwyn and Philly. It flows into Darby creek at the Colwyn, Sharon Hill, and Darby township border lines. SEPTA's route 100 high speed trolly line (old P&W) runs next to it in Haverford and part of Upper Darby. The Cobbs creek parkway borders it for a while in Philadelpia as well as Cobbs creek park. SEPTA's Market-Frankford line borders the creek in the borough of Millborne.
I wouldn't want to take a dip in Cobbs creek, I think it's a super fund site!
Cobbs Creek by Grant June 12, 2004

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
COBBS scale by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024

COBBS scale

Cavernous Openings and Bottomless Buttholes is the scale used to measure the largest of sphincters. It is the named the COBBS scale after the largest anus ever found. It is the top end of the scale. The small side of the scale is Klosed Coccyx and goes up. The measurement starts when the subject starts to leave stainZ in their underwear.

The term is also used in spelunking because many caves are smaller than the COBBS scale measures.
That gay porn star is so used up they had to use the COBBS scale to measure for a butt plug.
COBBS scale by P. Seudo Nym May 6, 2024