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coach k

the devil, the coach of Duke University's college men's basketball team, every Tar Heels worst enemy
person 1: is that coach k?
person 2: ew, i'm a Tar Heel
by ayyeitspage January 17, 2016
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Coach K

Having sex with a blow up doll that looks just like you while a dog sniffs your ass.
Forget the 69, I’ll show you the Coach K
by Handyman1$ February 27, 2024
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Coach K Chicken

A form of fried chicken created by Beatrice Middleton. Done by marinating the chicken in blueberry juice, thus imparting a blue color and sweet flavor. It is often eaten before Duke games to get into the mood to win. It was named after Duke basketball coach Mike "Coach K" Krzyzewski. Beatrice just happens to be friends with him being an alumnus of Duke herself.
Beatrice: Hey honey, are you hungry? I'm fixing you some Coach K Chicken. This is devilishly delicious!

Bryant: How do you make it? It looks like it tastes good.

Beatrice: You marinate the chicken in blueberry juice. It makes it sweet. Turns it a really pretty shade of blue, too. (screaming) GO BLUE DEVILS!

Coach K: Well if it isn't Beatrice Middleton herself. I hear you're making my chicken. I'm pretty hungry. The boys just had a big game. We smashed NC State good!

Beatrice: Okay, its almost done. (fries the chicken) Here, try this. See what you think of it.

(Coach K and Bryant try the chicken)

Bryant: Wow! This blueberry juice really pops. Its like a blueberry in my mouth.

Coach K: Good one, Beatrice! I haven't had this in a long time. I'm gonna have to teach the guys how to make this.

Beatrice: Well, if Coach K likes it, everyone will! This Gunny Granny sure can cook! Hey, there's a Duke game on. Let's take it in the living room, boys. This is going to be sweet. This is one kickin' chicken!
by Dusty's Baby Powder August 18, 2011
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Coach Killer

Any dumb or accidental action that causes an enormous let down, especially if it occurs at a critical time.

The term originates from sports, especially Rugby League, where "Coach Killers" are any dumb, accidental or glory-seeking plays occur which fall short of expectations. This term can be applied to any action which hopes or expectations were high, and one has the ability to adequately complete the task, however, the person manages to make a mistake, resulting in an unimpressive result.

In a Rugby League sense, a coach killer would be when a player, who could easily score by simply touching the ball on the ground, attempts to impress the crowd with a glory seeking dive, which results in the ball being dropped. This is especially true at critical moments of the game, such as when the scores are tied, or when scores are tight. The term originally referred to the player's coach, who, suffering a severe let-down, is metaphorically 'killed' by poorly executed play.
"Did ya get away with it?"

"Nah mate, old mate saw me and dobbed me in. Didn't think he'd do that"

"Bloody coach killer"
by rozza1 November 10, 2013
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Coach Ken

Incredible dick who promised the boys pizza but gave it to the girls instead. All after fucking the boys' mothers.
Coach Ken fucked up the sheriff because he was power hungry.
by Extreme_Honesty123 January 22, 2015
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by Gotcha bitch 42069 May 11, 2021
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
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