Coach Fucker 

This is the term used when a child is trying to get on a good sports team, and the mother fucks all the coaches so he will get on.

Whoa, you see lady? She's such a coach fucker, that's why little Billy is on the all-star team.

Coach Fucker by Mike Hansen June 19, 2006

couch fucker 

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

couch fucker by diksenormous May 26, 2006

couch fucker 

the art of sexual intercourse with an inatimant object such as a sofa, lawn chair or gazebo.

Phil fucked my couch... what a piece of shit couch fucker yo!

couch fucker by diksenormous May 27, 2006

Couch Fucker 

A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.

" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "

Couch Fucker by nide cibas July 25, 2008

Couch Fucker 

One who prefers sexual adventures to be played out on the sofa!

this bed is too hard, that one is too soft, lets just fuck on the couch...i am a couch fucker

Couch Fucker by ugggggmoansigh December 16, 2008

Couch Fucker 

When a male is so lazy and retarded that he has sex on the couch in stead of just simply moving somewhere else.

John was so anxious and lazy, that he could not wait to just move to a bed, so he and Kaitlyn did it on the couch. What a Couch Fucker....

Couch Fucker by Nashi Kitty December 19, 2016

Couch Fucker 

A European or other nationality male that dates an American Female, since the word Amerykanka in many languages also means couch, like an American woman, a couch, just fuck n sits there!

Guy - Dude, what are you doing with that Amerikanka?

Dude - Dude! She's my girlfriend, she's hot! I love her!
Guy -

Dude - What?!
Guy -

Dude - ?WHAT!
Guy - Couch Fucker, we are ashamed of you
Dude - Aw, Dude
Guy - Dude yourself, and you can't sit on my couch, you have to sit on the floor from now on

Couch Fucker by Comrade Plasternasty July 6, 2012