clype 

Used in Scotland
verb: to tell-tale on someone, usually to someone in authority.
noun: a person who tells tales on others - a tattle-tale.

The little shit clyped to the boss on me for taking that hour off.

Aw, never let him know anything you're up to - he's a clype.

clype by Macdonaldinho August 15, 2008

Clype 

A grass......a tell tale....a weasel or Lorraine Young.

"My name is Lorraine, I clyped on Kira who in turn got a stern telling off from Andrew McCabe"

Clype by Kira_J July 23, 2008

Chyped 

Feeling really chill but also very hype at the same time.

I'm going to Meet & Cheat tomorrow with Kamari. I'm so chyped.

Chyped by Fluffychypedblueberry July 1, 2016

Clopening 

Clopening is what one does when an erratic work schedule requires that one works until closing time on a given day, and then that they open on the next day. Variations include "Clopen," "Clopener," etc.

Andy: "Man, babe. I really hate my work schedule. They have me closing tonight, and then I open tomorrow. I'll never get any sleep."

Brenz: "Yup, they have you working a Clopening shift!"

Clopening by MadFocus November 27, 2012

clypp

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Damn that car sure clypps

clypp by Asshat September 4, 2003

clydesdale fart 

Fart stink so bad it would melt lipstick off of a pig. If you were holding a candle, and one of these went off next to you, you would end up looking like a Cherynobyl victim.

Her Clydesdale fart nearly made all my bread spoil.

clydesdale fart by killa beana April 26, 2014

clopen 

Clopen is the act of closing at work one day and opening the next day.

Dude, Monday and Tuesday are gonna suck because I have to pull a clopen. I'm off at midnight and have to be back in at 8.

clopen by JK651 January 9, 2007