N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A smallmouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.
Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hatecouch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!
if you're reading a story and something describes another as their 'clutchmate' that's basically the same thing as calling them their sibling (just in animal terms)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).