clutchmaster 

The last possible act to surprise everyone in an big way

Who brought the blunt, they are such a clutchmaster.

clutchmaster by ItalianPartyGuy December 18, 2008

Couchmaster 

N. A small boy, usually with mousy-complection. Obtuse ears, usually with minor earwax.
N. A small mouse like boy with scater wanna-be clothes. Usually has a name like Brian, and can attract odd stalkers.

Girl 1: Who is that boy in our english class?
Girl 2: Oh that Couchmaster.
Girl 1: Ew I hate couch masters!!!
Girl 2: Couchies are sexy!!

Couchmaster by Kathrine JH May 11, 2008

Clutchmate 

an animal born in the same group of eggs

if you're reading a story and something describes another as their 'clutchmate' that's basically the same thing as calling them their sibling (just in animal terms)

a few months after hatching, my Clutchmate decided to leave on their own to explore

Clutchmate by s-ibis March 26, 2021

clutchmeister 

A Clutchmeister is a male who is trying to smash but can't because he's too beta.

Go away you stinky Clutchmeister, I got my standards.

clutchmeister by Zetaboi July 12, 2018