Clunkel 

A “Clunkel” is when three trees decide to have an intense threesome, while all of them are on the toilet shitting.

Person 1: A Clunkel was going on in the school bathroom today.

Person 2: Wow, wish I was there!

Clunkel by Clunks August 21, 2022

clunker

Much similar to the definition hooptie, but in this case so fucking raggedy the car either can have a cloths wire for a door, broken seatbelts, makes strainge "clunka clunka" noises when its driving suggesting something is loose and dragging from the car, have a dishrag for a gas cap, have a paintjob with spraypaint, have 5+ different colors of paint on it, get less than 5 miles a gallon, or all the above.

"god fucking damn, joshs car is such a clunker"

clunker by some guy February 28, 2003

Clunker

An ugly piece of shit car that you should be embarrassed to drive.

Usually has doors hanging half off, desperately needs a paint job and looks like it's worth 2 cents.

Check out Sara's clunker. She's as ugly as her car.

If cars say anything about personality it would say the person driving that clunker is dirty and poor.

Clunker by nastyyx March 30, 2009

crunkeling

When a dog sneezes on repeat and it sounds like a crunkle

Summer: “my dog kept sneezing this morning... i mean crunkeling”

crunkeling by PP succ May 24, 2019

Clunker

A fat fish in the freshwater bass species who reach 3 lbs + but never reach 5 lbs.
Could be a Largemouth bass, Smallmouth bass, Peacock, etc...
A good size bass but not good enough to be called a Hog or Pig.

Fishermen 1: *catches big bass*
Fishermen 1: "Woah check out the gut on that fatty!"
Fishermen 2: "Ya thats a Clunker!"
Fishermen 1: "What the fuck did you just say to me?..."

Clunker by Sickflare459 July 27, 2020

hump a clunker 

to fuck a girl less attractive to get practice.

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac

hump a clunker by awesometits December 23, 2010

Cash For Clunkers 

Easily the stupidest idea ever imagined in the history of the planet. Cash For Clunkers is just another failed attept to get the economy running again. A few of The rules that determine if your car is a Clunker are: Your car must be less than 25 years old, It must get at least 18 MPG and the car must be drivable. Once you turn over your perfectly good car-- I mean Clunker, you may get up to $4,500 off a newer, more fuel efficient car, like a Prius... for $20,000. What happens to your Clunker? The engine gets sold to China. Now isn't Cash for Clunkers just great?

Democratic politician: Cash For Clunkers will work! It makes total sense!

Cash For Clunkers by maxatron July 30, 2009