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Clubdate 

This is a combination of the words "club" and "update". Sometimes it is spelled "clupdate". It refers to when someone gives updates about their clubbing experience.

An alternative definition is this is the combination of the words "club" and "date" put together as a compound noun. In other words, a date you have with someone at the club.
Would you like to subscribe to my weekly clubdates? Sometimes they are quite exciting.

Omg, you're never gonna believe what happened last night, wow do I have the fucking clubdate for you!

I love hearing about his clupdates, they're so wild and spontaneous!

I have a clubdate tonight and I am nervous about it since it will be our first time meeting....

I truly think that clubdates should not happen till 4 or 5 regular dates!
Clubdate by LingDanc803 January 10, 2023
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Chubdate 

Short for chubbed update. An update that really excites someone to the point of sexual arousal. When someone keeps asking for updates and eventually you give them the one that chubs them up.
He asked for an update and I happened to have a chubdate for him
Chubdate by jefeslifelesson August 1, 2017
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clubgate 

February 5 2021 marked the inception of the Clubhouse update known as 0.1.30 and enabled anyone on the app to create a club, leading to an influx of new clubs for iOS beta users. Previously, one would have to host recurring rooms and submit a form to have their club approved but now, most anyone can do it minus some brand new beta users.
I received too many invites to newly formed clubs thanks to Clubgate!
clubgate by keyofcmajor March 6, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026